There’s good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much...– Kurt Cobain (via crissdesires)
you can have manhattan, cause i can’t have you.
[[MORE]]why do i feel all twisty inside..
Anonymous asked: Did you go to the arbs yesterday? I didnt see you
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
camping trip tip #83
if you are of the female gender and must urinate in the woods but lack toilet paper, twerk it out instead of wiping.
agh my mom is too smart
oh asian night id do it again if i could
trenchgun: “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
everyday: i need new clothes
It must be so nice to be loved.– Daul Kim (via misiuq)
wimey: i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
i still have good grammar even when im tipsy.
parishiltonsexslave: *white girl goes to jamaica for 5 minutes* *comes back with cornrows*
Parental Tip #568
dacelio: Keep track of your childs age through Rihanna album releases