December 2010
if theres any place i want to go to right now, its...
Wanna do me a BIG favor this Christmas? Watch the... →
oh show choir. →
wolfettes, we needa step our game up.
qwop
When you like the clothes that someone is wearing...
this is me all the time. :(
not really feeling this christmas.
Ladies, please.
I sometimes don’t understand girls. They have such high standards for guys:
“I want a guy who doesn’t care for Call of Duty, who will show me to all his friends, who will text me every night to say I Love You, who will hold me in the rain, who will die for me.”
1. Let your man play some Call of Duty. It’s manly. If he plays it in moderation, it’s all good.
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Drunk Lady on the back of the bus.
Lady: Yo white boy. Your eyes are fuckin' beautiful. You look like... You like like Julia Roberts' brotha. What was his name? Well your eyes are fuckin' blue and beautiful. Just get a hair cut. Even tho you a cracker, you're still fucking beautiful.
Her Brother: Please, excuse her..
Lady: -to me and my friend- Yous is lesbian!
Her Brother: No.. They're not lesbian...
Lady: They're lesbi--AY Where do we get off dis bus? And they're fuckin' lesbian.
Her Brother: We get off next stop. -turns to us- I am so, so sorry. I apologize.
Lady: It's our stop. -turns to boy- Imma tella ya again. Your eyes are F U C K I N beautiful. I don't care if you're a cracker. -turns to my friend- But I don't like you white people. Girl, you plastic. Yous a lesbian. Bye now pretty eyed boy.
I hate when you’re talking to someone, then the...
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