November 2011
when filipinos you don't know end up at your house...
uhm..
who the hell?
“Nigguh I want some butterfingers…”
– A disappointed black girl I passed by on Halloween.
October 2011
the amount of bird puns i’m using in this macbeth essay is really obnoxious. LOL
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convo with a really cute college guy...
Me: Is that your chicken?
Him: Yup...
Me: Y'know, you should get the uh.. apple pie. Mad good. With ice cream.
END
i am the exact opposite of slutty tomorrow
cleverchickens:
my god i look derptastic. i’m so proud.
I always wonder who will care once I'm gone...
Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is...
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Watch
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Yes, I will let my future man play video games (I’d probably play too), but I refuse to date a guy who yells aggressively at his games like my brother does (for hours and hours and hours). I’m here sitting in this room trying to focus on my studies while all I hear in the other room is my brother yelling stuff like:
“F*CKING LAG. THAT’S GREAT.”
“HOW THE F*CK...
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never get mad at your grandma
because she’ll give you the sweetest and cutest “sorry” that’ll melt your heart and make you regret ever getting mad at her.
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they’ve all already judged me without hearing my side of the story.
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thank god for online history notes.
saves me a half an hour of staring at the most boring textbook ever.
Tik Tok by Ke$ha, as read by Batman
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when people totally forget that you have feelings.
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dear current junior sopranos and altos (mostly sopranos) in concert choir,
stop making your voices sound so high and whiney. in concert choir, we’re WOMEN now. not girls.
this has been bothering me for a while now.
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25. I hate Kevin Chen. Annoying prick.
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lnternetporn:
drugrats:
and yes i did just use hookah as a verb and there’s nothing u can do about it
i feel violated
lmfao
Watchazizisbored:
Treat Yo Self.
Deleted Scenes.
More of Donna and I treating ourselves from last weeks episode of Parks and Recreation.
